FAMOUS LAST NAMES.
INFAMOUS RED CANDLES.
LAPFLOP is the laptop that’s seen one celebrity coin too many. The chart broke. The sense of humour survived.
Celebrity and politician coins flop. We’re the community that says so out loud. No famous surname required.
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ERROR 404: CELEBRITY PREMIUM NOT FOUNDPreparing to launch on par.family. Follow our X account for the verified contract and final launch settings.
Our home onchain.
One billion flops. One community.
Half the initial token supply paired with AAPL. Remaining market to be confirmed.
Holder-directed fees are planned. Final fee rates will be published before launch.
These are proposed launch details. Pairing with AAPL creates a trading market; it does not give LAPFLOP holders Apple shares, a redemption right, or a guaranteed price. Holder rewards, if enabled, are paid in LAPFLOP tokens and depend on trading activity.
The idea: retire a fixed amount of our own LAPFLOP tokens when the original LAPTOP reaches published price-drop milestones.
A finite reserve. A clear trigger. A transaction everyone can check.
PROPOSED · NOT ACTIVEWaiting for launch.
PROPOSED MILESTONES / BURN AMOUNTS TBC
The reserve, baseline and exact thresholds will be confirmed before activation. Burns do not guarantee price increases. This is a proposed community ritual, not a live price tracker or an automated burn system.
Bring your memes. Bring your receipts.
Make yourself at home.
No LAPFLOP buying link is available here yet. Buy and chart links publish at launch.
Contract publishes at launchA few receipts from the community’s hard drive.