FAMOUS LAST NAMES.
INFAMOUS RED CANDLES.
LAPFLOP is the laptop that’s seen one celebrity coin too many. The chart broke. The sense of humour survived.
Celebrity and politician coins flop. We’re the community that says so out loud. No famous surname required.
See the launch receipts ↘
ERROR 404: CELEBRITY PREMIUM NOT FOUNDLAPFLOP is live on Pons v2, paired with $AAPL. The laptop survived the launch. The receipts are public.
Launched: .
Our home onchain.
999,000,000 remain after the latest recorded burn. One community.
Trades settle in AAPL. Bonding curve first, then an AAPL-paired Uniswap v4 pool at graduation.
1% base fee + 0.5% creator tax. Charged in the pairing asset; network gas is separate.
All creator fee revenue is routed to LAPFLOP’s holder distributor. With buybacks disabled, normal trading allocates 1.2% of the trade amount to that distributor and 0.3% to Pons. The reward asset is AAPL.
A reward round must be funded and published before an eligible allocation can be claimed. The distributor supports claims with a 90-day window for each published round. Claim instructions will be confirmed with the first round.
Rewards depend on fees collected, eligible allocations and published rounds. There is no fixed payout schedule or promised return.
At our check on , no reward rounds had been published. This is a dated check, not a live claim balance.
View the holder distributor ↗The dev bought 31,671,609.62 LAPFLOP with 0.32143014 AAPL in the launch transaction: approximately 3.17% of the initial one-billion-token supply.
0x27973038270f6Ec4A89BbD0a2677680C5DEA1F4eCreator fees are routed to the holder distributor. The proposed manual burns need separate funding; no burn reserve or amounts have been confirmed.
The dev voluntarily burned 1,000,000 of those purchased tokens on 9 September 2026, leaving 30,671,609.62 LAPFLOP in the wallet at the burn block. View the burn receipt ↓
View the launch and dev-buy transaction ↗Pairing with AAPL creates a trading market; it does not give LAPFLOP holders Apple shares, a redemption right, or a guaranteed price. Access to the AAPL market is subject to Pons availability and regional restrictions. Pons v2’s audits are still in progress; treat the protocol as unaudited until final reports are published in its documentation.
The plan: manually burn our own LAPFLOP tokens when the original $LAPTOP’s market cap reaches published drop milestones.
Creator fees are routed to holders. Burns need separate funding, and no burn reserve has been confirmed. Once the plan is funded and published, we check the market cap, carry out each burn by hand, then publish the transaction.
One voluntary dev burn is confirmed below. The market-cap milestone programme remains proposed and has not started.
PROPOSED · NOT ACTIVELAPFLOP retired. Receipts below.
From purchased dev tokens. The milestone ladder remains pending.
LAPTOP MCAP DROP / LAPFLOP BURN AMOUNTS TBC
Each drop is measured from the same 24-hour baseline. The funding source, any reserve, burn amounts and checking rules will be published before activation. Pons v2 does not provide a free creator allocation for this reserve. Burns do not guarantee price increases. This is a proposed community ritual, not a live market-cap tracker or an automated burn system. Each milestone is logged once after a manually executed burn. Pons v2’s optional buyback-and-vesting feature is separate from these manual burns.
Bring your memes. Bring your receipts.
Make yourself at home.
Use the verified contract below to check the token.
0x210d9eA1acbCe4D1084f56dd5b6C687DA4a6c3C2A few receipts from the community’s hard drive.